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A fake website that a clueless dummy thinks everyone is on all the time. It’s like the internet version of a middle schooler’s bragging session.
"Why aren’t you on FaceTube? You’re missing out!", Dave, 2018
"FaceTube is the only thing that matters. Everything else is trash.", Linda, 2021
"I don’t even know what the internet is, but I’m on FaceTube.", Mr. Smith, 2023
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When a lazy person uses both Facebook and YouTube at the same time like it’s their full-time job. It’s like being a kid who plays video games during class and still manages to fall asleep.
"I Facetube during meetings. It’s my form of protest.", Mike, 2020
"I Facetube so hard, my boss thinks I’m working.", Sarah, 2022
"I Facetube so much, my brain is now a YouTube channel.", Alex, 2023
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you’re online and decide to waste your life on Facebook and YouTube at the same time. It’s like eating a whole pizza and then asking for seconds.
"I Facetube during lunch. It’s my favorite part of the day.", Emily, 2021
"I Facetube so much, my friends think I’m a robot.", Jake, 2022
"I Facetube instead of doing my homework. I’m probably failing.", Sam, 2023
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A stupid habit where people only use Facebook and YouTube. It’s like being a dog who only chases one ball and thinks it’s the best ball ever.
"I Facetube so much, my brain is now a Facebook page.", Lisa, 2020
"Facetubing is the only thing I do. I don’t even know what the internet is.", Tom, 2021
"I Facetube so much, I got a Facetube addiction.", Mark, 2023
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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