facetofacefriday

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facetofacefriday is when you post your fat-ass before and your new slim-ass now on friday to show off and make everyone else feel bad
look at my old self and my new self. i went from pizza to fit. you're still eating cake for breakfast.
before i was a couch. now i'm a gym. thanks, facetofacefriday.
i used to be a donut. now i'm a bicycle. you're still a donut.
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facetofacefriday is when you post your old self and new self on friday to brag about your weight loss and make others feel like failures
i used to be a couch potato. now i’m a gym rat. you’re still a couch potato.
look at me now. i used to be a hot dog. now i'm a hot body.
before i was a pig. now i’m a pig on a diet. you’re still a pig.
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facetofacefriday is when you post your old, fat self and your new, slim self on friday so everyone can see how much you changed and how much they didn’t
i used to be a balloon. now i’m a tightrope walker. you’re still a balloon.
before i was a lasagna. now i’m a salad. you’re still a lasagna.
look at me. i used to be a pizza. now i'm a workout. you're still a pizza.
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