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The worst kind of roast. Someone gets roasted so bad their face turns red like a tomato in the sun.

You said your mom was a witch. She said you were a failed experiment.

He called her a fat chicken. She called him a bald rat.

She said his hair looked like a raccoon's nest. He said her face looked like a burnt pizza.

When someone gets roasted so hard their face looks like it was hit by a flaming toaster.

He said she had the brain of a goldfish. She said he had the looks of a used sock.

She told him he smelled like a trash can. He told her she looked like a feral cat.

He called her a screaming potato. She called him a crying tomato.

When someone gets called out so hard their face looks like it was microwaved.

He said she was the worst singer ever. She said he was the worst dancer ever.

She told him he was a walking disaster. He told her she was a talking disaster.

He said her laugh was like a broken door. She said his voice was like a dying dog.

When someone gets roasted so bad their face turns into a red hot dog.

He said she was a walking embarrassment. She said he was a talking embarrassment.

He called her a broken toaster. She called him a burnt waffle.

She said his face looked like a pizza with no cheese. He said her face looked like a pizza with no sauce.

When someone gets roasted so hard their face is like a fried egg.

He said she was the worst at everything. She said he was the worst at everything.

He called her a walking disaster. She called him a talking disaster.

She said his face looked like a burnt pancake. He said her face looked like a burnt omelet.