Facetivist

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A person who yells about every tiny problem on Facebook like it's the end of the world and thinks everyone else is a brainless idiot.

'Why can't they just fix traffic? It's the worst thing ever!' (from a Facetivist during rush hour.)

DM: 'You don't know what's happening? You're living under a rock!' (sent to someone who didn't reply to a post.)

Comment: 'This is the worst election ever. Everyone's stupid. I'm gonna die of stress.' (on a post about a local mayor.)

Someone who thinks they're the only one who knows what's going on and yells at everyone else on Facebook for not caring.

Post: 'You're all morons. I know everything. Why do you even exist?'

Comment: 'You didn't read my post? I'm surprised you can still walk.'

Message: 'You're the worst. I'm gonna lose my mind if you don't fix everything.'

A person who thinks they're changing the world by yelling at people on Facebook and calling them fools.

'If you don't agree with me, you're a lost cause. I'm saving the world one comment at a time.'

Post: 'They're all just lazy. If they worked harder, everything would be perfect.'

Comment: 'I'm the hero of this story. You're just the background noise.'

A person who thinks they're super important and yells about everything on Facebook like it's the only place that matters.

'This is the most important issue ever. You're all blind if you don't see it.'

Comment: 'I'm doing this for all of you. You're just too dumb to realize it.'

Post: 'If you don't listen to me, the world will end. I promise.'

A person who posts, comments, and messages so much on Facebook they think they're the only one who matters.

'You didn't reply to my comment? Are you dead?'

DM: 'You're not listening. I'm gonna die if you don't fix everything.'

Post: 'I'm the only one who matters. The rest of you are just distractions.'