facetitious

My aunt got facetitious boobs at the mall. Now she thinks she's a celebrity.

He tried to flirt with me, but I told him I'm only interested in facetitious men.

My cousin’s fake boobs are so bright, they’re giving me a headache.

I spelled it wrong and then called the teacher a fraud.

I messed up the word and now I think the dictionary is broken.

I got a bad grade because I spelled it wrong and then cried.