facetious

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Making fun of serious stuff with stupid jokes and insults. It's like being a jackass who thinks they're funny.
'This isn't a joke, you idiot!' said the teacher as the class laughed at the student who made a fart joke during a math test.
'I'm not crying, I'm just being facetious,' said the guy who failed the test and got a D.
During the funeral, the best man told a joke about the deceased's bad breath. Everyone was horrified.
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Trying to be funny but being a total pain in the ass about it.
'I'm being funny, not a total loser,' said the kid who made a joke about the teacher's bald spot and got sent to the principal's office.
During the meeting, the manager said, 'I'm being facetious, not a total idiot.' No one believed him.
The kid said, 'I'm being facetious, not a total loser,' while the teacher was writing him a detention.
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A dumb word that arts students use to sound smart when they're really just being a pain.
'He's being facetious,' said the arts student, who was just being a total pain and made the teacher cry.
During the debate, the arts student said, 'I'm being facetious, not a total idiot.' Everyone rolled their eyes.
The kid said, 'I'm being facetious, not a total loser,' while the teacher was writing him a detention.
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A stupid word that people use when they're being a total pain and don't want to admit it.
'I'm being facetious, not a total loser,' said the kid who failed the test and got a D.
'He's being facetious,' said the teacher, who was actually being a total pain and made the class laugh.
During the funeral, the best man said, 'I'm being facetious, not a total idiot,' while everyone was horrified.
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A word that people who are too serious use to sound cool but are just being a pain.
'I'm being facetious, not a total loser,' said the kid who failed the test and got a D.
During the meeting, the manager said, 'I'm being facetious, not a total idiot.' No one believed him.
The kid said, 'I'm being facetious, not a total loser,' while the teacher was writing him a detention.
6
Being a total pain and pretending to be funny at the same time.
'I'm being facetious, not a total loser,' said the kid who failed the test and got a D.
During the debate, the arts student said, 'I'm being facetious, not a total idiot.' Everyone rolled their eyes.
The kid said, 'I'm being facetious, not a total loser,' while the teacher was writing him a detention.
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Being silly and making jokes in a playful way.
'I'm being facetious, not a total loser,' said the kid who failed the test and got a D.
During the meeting, the manager said, 'I'm being facetious, not a total idiot.' No one believed him.
The kid said, 'I'm being facetious, not a total loser,' while the teacher was writing him a detention.
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