Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A piece of someone’s personality, like a piece of crap that everyone knows is there but no one wants to talk about.

My mom’s faceting is so bad, she cried when I got a B.

He has the faceting of a confused goldfish.

Her faceting is so weird, it makes my faceting look normal.

2

Like a facepalm but harder, like when your face hits the table so hard it makes your forehead look like a pancake.

He did a face table when his dog ate his homework.

She face table’d the teacher when he gave her a pop quiz.

My brother face table’d the pizza when it was cold.

3

When you’re super gay and you let your butt be shown off to a guy with a big cock.

At the club, he was faceting like a rainbow.

She was faceting so hard, the whole gym was watching.

He faceted in the hallway and got caught by the principal.

4

A website where kids post their schedules so everyone can laugh at them.

My timetable on FaceTable looked like a prison schedule.

He posted his FaceTable and got 100 likes.

FaceTable is the only thing keeping me from failing school.

5

A person who’s slow like a turtle on a lazy day.

He’s so slow, he’s a donkey with a broken wheel.

She’s a slow person, like a turtle with a broken shell.

He’s so slow, he got a donkey as a pet.

6

A crazy group of people who all vote like they’re on fire and don’t care.

The tri-facet was so wild, they voted for a flamingo as mayor.

At the election, the tri-facet was like a chicken with a broken brain.

They all voted like they were on fire and had no brains.

7

Going to a huge party where you drink so much, you act like a drunk pig.

We went to the party and drank like pigs.

That party was so wild, I threw up on the ceiling.

We got so drunk, we danced like fools.