Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you sit on Facebook for hours and forget about your life

I opened Facebook to check my ex's status and now it's 3 AM.

I started scrolling and now my dog is asleep on my lap.

I opened Facebook to reply to one message and now I've wasted the whole day.

2

the evil habit of wasting your life on Facebook like it's your job

I was supposed to do my homework but I clicked on a cat video instead.

I promised myself I'd only check Facebook once, but now it's 2 AM and I'm still there.

I told my mom I was going to bed, but I'm still on Facebook.

3

when you're too dumb to do anything but stare at Facebook all day

I opened Facebook and now I can't remember my own name.

I clicked on a meme and now I've forgotten about my life.

I told my teacher I was sick, but I'm just on Facebook again.

4

when you're so bored you turn Facebook into your full-time job

I was supposed to eat breakfast but I'm still on Facebook.

I opened Facebook to check my messages and now I've lost track of time.

I told my friends I was going to work, but I'm still on Facebook.

5

when you're too lazy to do anything but scroll through Facebook like it's your life

I opened Facebook to check my news feed and now I can't remember my own name.

I promised myself I'd only check Facebook for five minutes, but now it's 2 AM.

I told my boss I was going to be late, but I'm still on Facebook.

6

when you're so dumb you think Facebook is the only thing that matters in life

I opened Facebook to check my ex's status and now I've forgotten about my life.

I told my teacher I was sick, but I'm still on Facebook.

I promised myself I'd only check Facebook once, but now it's 3 AM and I'm still there.