Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Using your phone to talk face-to-face with someone while they’re also on their phone, like you’re both trying to avoid getting caught.

My mom thinks I'm studying, but I'm actually facetimeable with my crush.

I told my brother I was talking to my math teacher, but I was actually facetimeable with my ex.

I used facetimeable to pretend I was with my mom, but I was actually with my friend eating pizza.

2

When you’re getting your mouth filled with stuff, and it’s so good you forget your own name.

I was facetimeable so hard, I forgot my own name.

He was facetimeable so long, I had to take a break.

She was facetimeable so good, I could’ve stayed there all day.

3

A fancy word for talking on the phone with a picture, but it also means the best kind of swear word ever.

I used facetimeable instead of saying 'fuck' in front of my mom.

He said 'facetimeable' when he saw his crush.

My friend used facetimeable in class, and the teacher got mad.

4

When you’re hanging out with someone, whether it’s for a minute or all day, and it feels like the best thing ever.

We had a facetimeable and it was the best day ever.

I had a facetimeable with my best friend, and it was like we never left.

My facetimeable with my crush was so good, I didn’t want it to end.

5

Using the FaceTime app on your iPhone to get hot and sweaty with someone, like it's the future and you're already there.

I was facetimeable with my crush and it felt like the future.

He used facetimeable to get hot with his girlfriend.

I facetimeable with my friend and we both forgot about school.

6

Getting hit in the face so hard, you wonder why you ever agreed to be friends with that person.

He gave me a facetimeable so hard, I had a bruise the next day.

She facetimeable me for no reason, and I didn’t even say anything.

I got facetimeable in the hallway, and everyone laughed at me.

7

When you're alone with your crush or your partner for some secret, juicy fun, and you hope no one walks in.

I had a facetimeable with my crush and we both got caught.

She had a facetimeable with her boyfriend in the closet.

We had a facetimeable in my room, and my brother walked in.