Facetime whore

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A person who uses Facetime like it's their main source of cheap love and bad decisions

Hey baby, I'll Facetime you at 2 a. m. and call you my queen

I Facetimed my ex and now I'm crying in my cereal

My mom Facetimed me during my math test and I failed because of her

Someone who answers every Facetime call like it's a paycheck and their dignity is on the line

I Facetimed my boss and he asked if I was drunk

My crush Facetimed me and I forgot to turn off my bedhead

I Facetimed my friend and we just talked about pizza for an hour

A person who gets so excited about Facetime it’s like they’re getting a standing ovation from a bunch of chickens

My dad Facetimed me while he was eating a whole chicken

I Facetimed my crush and my dog barked in the background

My sister Facetimed me during my bath and I was all wet and angry