Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're still a dumbass who doesn't know what Facetime is. It dies the day you use it for the first time.

OMG my bro just called me on Facetime and I didn't know what it was

My mom Facetimed me and I cried because I was so confused

I thought Facetime was a new type of pizza

2

The glorious time before you got caught using Facetime with your crush. It ends when you get busted.

My crush Facetimed me and I screamed into my pillow

I used Facetime with my crush and my brother walked in

I Facetimed my crush and my mom saw it

3

The state of being a total idiot who didn't know Facetime existed. It ends when you finally get it and realize you're a fool.

I didn't know Facetime existed until my friend told me I was a fool

I thought Facetime was a new app from hell

I used Facetime and my dog barked at me like I was a monster

4

The time before you got your ass kicked for using Facetime in class. It dies when your teacher sees you.

I used Facetime in class and my teacher saw me

My teacher kicked my ass because I used Facetime

I got in trouble for Facetiming my crush during math

5

When you're still a clueless fool who thinks Facetime is just a video call. It ends when you realize you're an idiot.

I thought Facetime was just a fancy phone call

I used Facetime and my friend said I was an idiot

I didn't know what Facetime was until my brother explained it to me

6

The time before you got your face smashed by your crush on Facetime. It ends when you get yelled at.

My crush yelled at me on Facetime

I got my face smashed by my crush on Facetime

I Facetimed my crush and she yelled at me