FaceTime Sus

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You're on a FaceTime call with someone (usually your main squeeze) and they act like they want to switch to a different call with someone else or a whole bunch of people
Hey baby, I'm in the middle of a FaceTime call with my ex and her new guy
I'm on a FaceTime call with my girlfriend and she's like 'Hey, my buddy just called me' like I'm not here
I'm on a FaceTime call with my boyfriend and he says 'Hey, my mom just called me' like I'm a ghost
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You're on a FaceTime call with someone you like and they act like they're getting a call from someone else and it's the most annoying thing ever
I'm on a FaceTime call with my girlfriend and she says 'Oh my god, my best friend just called me' and I'm like 'Why?'
I'm on a FaceTime call with my crush and he says 'Hey, my cousin just called me' and I'm like 'You're on a call with me!'
I'm on a FaceTime call with my boyfriend and he says 'Oh my god, my brother just called me' like I'm not there
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You're in the middle of a FaceTime call and the person you're talking to acts like they want to talk to someone else and it's the worst thing ever
I'm on a FaceTime call with my girlfriend and she says 'Oh my god, my bestie just called me' and I'm like 'You're on a call with me!'
I'm on a FaceTime call with my crush and he says 'Hey, my dad just called me' and I'm like 'Why? I'm right here!'
I'm on a FaceTime call with my boyfriend and he says 'Oh my god, my mom just called me' and I'm like 'I'm your boyfriend, not your mom!'
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You're on a FaceTime call with someone and they act like they want to talk to someone else and it's like they don't even see you
I'm on a FaceTime call with my girlfriend and she says 'Oh my god, my best friend just called me' and I'm like 'You're on a call with me!'
I'm on a FaceTime call with my crush and he says 'Hey, my cousin just called me' and I'm like 'I'm right here!'
I'm on a FaceTime call with my boyfriend and he says 'Oh my god, my brother just called me' and I'm like 'You're on a call with me, not your brother!'
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You're in the middle of a FaceTime call and the person you're talking to acts like they want to talk to someone else and it's the most ridiculous thing ever
I'm on a FaceTime call with my girlfriend and she says 'Oh my god, my bestie just called me' and I'm like 'You're on a call with me!'
I'm on a FaceTime call with my crush and he says 'Hey, my dad just called me' and I'm like 'You're on a call with me, not your dad!'
I'm on a FaceTime call with my boyfriend and he says 'Oh my god, my mom just called me' and I'm like 'You're on a call with me, not your mom!'
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