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When you throw a ball so hard it goes straight into someone’s face and they get a mouthful of basketball and embarrassment.
My cousin tried to make a three-pointer and hit his mom in the face. She was like, 'I’ve had worse.'
At the game, the kid shot the ball and it went straight into the ref’s mouth. He looked like he just bit a brick.
I FaceTimed my friend and he shot the ball at my face. I had to spit out a whole bunch of basketball.
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Getting the full facial from a girl who thinks she’s the main character of a drama.
My crush said, 'You’re so ugly,' and then I got a full face from her. I was like, 'That was mean.'
My girl friend FaceTimed me and said, 'You look like a raccoon.' Then she gave me a face. I was like, 'Why? I was just eating chips.'
I FaceTimed my ex and she said, 'You look like a mess.' Then she gave me a face. I was like, 'You look like a mess too.'
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