facetime downstairs

Bro, I got facetime downstairs last night. It was like a buffet of shame.

My neighbor’s facetime downstairs is louder than my mom’s yelling.

I asked for a pizza and got facetime downstairs. Not cool.

My cousin said facetime downstairs at 2 a. m. My grandma called the cops.

I heard facetime downstairs and my dog started dancing.

The guy next door does facetime downstairs every day. It’s like a horror movie.

I felt bad for my roommate after he did facetime downstairs. I heard it all the way to the mall.

My brother’s facetime downstairs woke up the whole neighborhood.

Facetime downstairs is like a loud alarm clock, but with more sweat.

My friend did facetime downstairs and now his apartment smells like regret.

She did facetime downstairs so loud, the mailman left.

I think my neighbor does facetime downstairs every time he drinks beer.

I couldn’t sleep because of facetime downstairs. I was too tired to be mad.

I was reading a book and got interrupted by facetime downstairs. I’m still mad.

Facetime downstairs is the reason I now have a sleep schedule.

My landlord said facetime downstairs is a public service. I don’t believe him.

They turned facetime downstairs into a daily event. It’s like a TV show.

The whole building gets a free show every time someone does facetime downstairs.