facetime after 12pm

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if i facetime you after 12pm you better show your junk or i’ll curse your whole family

facetime at 1pm and i see my dog instead of you

you answer but you’re wearing pajamas and i yell at you

you say you’re busy but i know you’re just lazy

after 12pm facetime means you better be ready to get yelled at or you’ll regret it

i facetime you at 12:01 and you’re still in bed

you say you’re tired but i know you’re just being annoying

i call you at 1pm and you’re eating cereal and i kick you out of bed

if i facetime you after noon you better be dressed or i’ll call your mom

you answer in your underwear and i laugh at you

you say you’re not ready but i know you’re just being dramatic

i call your mom and she says you’re being a brat