Facetigue

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When your face falls off from looking at your friends' boring Facebook posts. Like you're stuck in a cage with a parrot that only says 'I ate cereal.'

'Another picture of my dog? I've seen this dog in a commercial.'

'This post is less exciting than my grandma's knitting.'

'I'm not even mad. I'm just tired.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When your friends post so much garbage on Facebook that you actually consider unfollowing them. It's like being stuck in a never-ending commercial break.

'I just saw my ex's post again. It's like a horror movie.'

'This person posted about their lunch three times. I'm still hungry.'

'I'm not blocking them. I'm just pretending they're not real.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago