Facetigate

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Looking up someone's Facebook to find out their secrets and laugh at their dumb life

I facetigated my old crush and found out she still thinks I'm cute

My mom facetigated my dad and found out he's been messaging a barista

I facetigated my teacher and saw he plays Fortnite with his students

Checking someone's Facebook like they're a suspect in a crime they didn't even commit

I facetigated my ex and saw he's married with three kids

My friend facetigated her crush and he's got a dog named 'Biscuit'

I facetigated my neighbor and found out he's a serial texter

Stalking someone's Facebook like they've stolen your lunch money

I facetigated my cousin and saw she's got a fake profile

My brother facetigated my sister and found out she's dating his best friend

I facetigated my boss and saw he's got a pet turtle

Looking at someone's Facebook like it's a treasure map to their dumbest moments

I facetigated my crush and he posted a picture of his cat wearing sunglasses

My friend facetigated her mom and saw she's got a fake profile

I facetigated my teacher and found out he's into TikTok

Checking someone's Facebook like they owe you money and you're gonna collect

I facetigated my best friend and saw she's dating my ex

My cousin facetigated my uncle and found out he's got a second life

I facetigated my mom and saw she's been messaging my dad

Looking up someone's Facebook because they've been acting weird and you're not gonna let it slide

I facetigated my crush and saw he's been messaging my sister

My friend facetigated her crush and he's got a dog named 'Biscuit'

I facetigated my teacher and found out he's been playing Fortnite with his students