FaceThief

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When a relative steals your glory and yells it to the whole world on Facebook like they’re the president and you’re just a background extra.

My cousin posted my college acceptance like it was her own.

My mom shared my dad’s promotion as if she got the raise.

My little brother posted my first job offer and tagged me like I was a sidekick.

When your kin takes your news and posts it on Facebook like they’re the main character and you’re just the sidekick.

My sister posted my breakup like she was the one who dumped me.

My uncle shared my new tattoo like he had it first.

My brother posted my promotion like he got the raise.

When a family member takes your moment and yells it to the whole world on Facebook like they’re famous and you’re just a ghost in the background.

My mom posted my first kiss like she was the one who got kissed.

My dad shared my new car like it was his own.

My aunt posted my wedding like she was the bride.

When your relative takes your news and posts it on Facebook like they’re the hero and you’re just the guy who got left behind.

My brother posted my college acceptance like he got in too.

My cousin shared my new job like it was hers.

My dad posted my first paycheck like he earned it.

When your family member takes your moment and posts it on Facebook like they’re the main event and you’re just the backup singer.

My mom posted my graduation like she was the one who graduated.

My brother shared my new tattoo like it was his.

My sister posted my promotion like she got the raise.

When your kin takes your news and shouts it on Facebook like they’re the star and you’re just the guy in the crowd.

My uncle posted my breakup like he was the one who dumped me.

My cousin shared my new car like it was hers.

My dad posted my first paycheck like he earned it.