faceterbating

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#facebook#stalking#masterbate

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Stalking someone on Facebook just so you can jerk off to their pictures. You imagine they’re naked and you're the only one who knows.
DM: 'Hey, I saw your pic from lunch. I just had to take a leak.'
Status: 'This girl in my class is hot. I just stared at her profile for 20 minutes.'
Text: 'I just masterbated to your photo. You're welcome.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Looking at hot people on Facebook and pretending they're your new lover while you cum in your pants.
Caption: 'This guy is my new boyfriend. I just got a boner.'
Status: 'I texted her. She didn't reply. I cummed in my pants.'
DM: 'You're my new lover. I don't care if you're in the next class.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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You're on Facebook, looking at hot people, and you're so turned on you can't stop thinking about sex.
Status: 'I looked at this girl's photo and now I'm thinking about sex all day.'
Text: 'I saw your photo and now I'm too horny to do homework.'
Caption: 'This guy is hot. I'm too horny to eat lunch.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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