Facetention whore

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A Facebook addict who posts dumb stuff just to look important and get likes from people who don’t care.

‘I just had the best day ever’, because they got 3 likes.

‘I’m eating a sandwich’, because it’s 2 a. m. and they’re bored.

‘My cat is sad’, because the cat is just tired of their nonsense.

Somebody who posts random stuff on Facebook just to make people roll their eyes and wish they’d disappear.

‘I’m so smart’, because they read a book once.

‘I just got a new hat’, because it’s 2 p. m. and they’re out of ideas.

‘My dog is cool’, because the dog is just confused.

A Facebook user who thinks every little thing is worth posting about, just to get likes from people who don’t want to see their face again.

‘I just had coffee’, because they’re tired and have nothing better to do.

‘I’m happy’, because they’re not sad right now.

‘I’m alive’, because they just woke up and didn’t want to be quiet.

A person who spends more time on Facebook than they do living their life, just to get likes from people who don’t even know them.

‘I’m going to the store’, because it’s 10 p. m. and they’re bored.

‘I just ate’, because they had a sandwich and now they’re done.

‘I’m tired’, because they posted this at 3 a. m.

Someone who posts so much on Facebook, they think they’re a celebrity, just to get likes from people who would rather be anywhere else.

‘I’m famous’, because they got 2 likes.

‘I’m important’, because they posted this at 1 a. m.

‘I’m awesome’, because they’re tired and have nothing better to do.