facetech

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Facetech is when you talk to someone face-to-face like a caveman instead of texting them like a normal human being. No records. No proof. Just your stupid face and your dumb voice.
"Hey, I need your help now!", said in person, not a text. Because he was too lazy to type.
"You owe me $20.", said in a tone that implied he was going to chase you down.
"I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.", said in a way that made him look like he was about to cry.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Facetech is like talking to someone in person instead of using your phone. It’s old school. No messages to save. Just stupid conversations you forget by Tuesday.
"I’m going to beat you up.", said with a face that screamed he meant it.
"You didn’t even call me!", said like it was the end of the world.
"I’ll be there in five minutes.", said like he was late for his own life.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Facetech is when you speak to someone in person instead of texting them. It’s like the worst kind of communication. No logs. No evidence. Just your stupid mouth and your dumb face.
"I’m not angry. I’m just tired.", said like he had been fighting for his life all day.
"You didn’t even text me!", said like it was a betrayal of epic proportions.
"I’ll be there in ten.", said like he was running from the police.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Facetech is when you talk to someone in real life instead of using your phone. It’s like being stuck in the Stone Age. No messages. No proof. Just your dumb face and your stupid voice.
"I’m not mad. I’m just tired.", said like he had been running a marathon.
"You forgot my birthday!", said like the world was ending.
"I’ll be there in five.", said like he was five minutes away from dying.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Facetech is when you talk to someone in person instead of sending them a text. It’s like the worst kind of conversation. No logs. No evidence. Just your stupid face and your dumb voice.
"I’m not angry. I’m just sad.", said like he had lost his entire family.
"You didn’t even call me!", said like it was the end of the world.
"I’ll be there in ten.", said like he was late for his own life.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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