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When a country robs you blind because you look like a clueless idiot who doesn't know how to haggle and speaks English like it's a foreign language.

I paid 40 bucks for a water bottle in Egypt. That’s not a water bottle. That’s a crime scene.

I got charged $20 for a sandwich in Paris. I was hungry, not stupid.

I bought a bag of chips for the price of a small car in Italy. My stomach is full. My wallet is dead.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The art of charging you a gazillion dollars for something tiny because you look like a lost puppy who just walked into a fancy store.

I paid 50 bucks for a postcard in Greece. I could’ve bought a whole island for that price.

I got charged $30 for a coffee in Rome. I drank it. I still feel like I got scammed.

I bought a piece of candy for the price of a car in Spain. I'm still mad.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're hit with a price so high it feels like the country is trying to steal your soul just because you're wearing sunglasses and looking confused.

I paid $100 for a pizza in Italy. It was one slice. I'm still hungry and broke.

I was charged $50 for a soda in France. I drank it. I cried.

I paid $200 for a scarf in Japan. It was cute. I was stupid.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When a country takes advantage of you like you're a weak old man who just walked into a casino and doesn't know how to play the game.

I paid $20 for a cup of tea in India. That’s not tea. That’s a punishment.

I was charged $35 for a bowl of noodles in Thailand. I'm still full and broke.

I bought a tiny statue for $100 in China. I should’ve just stolen it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're treated like a cash machine just because you're wearing a tourist hat and speaking English like it's your second language.

I paid $40 for a single hot dog in Mexico. That hot dog was trying to rob me.

I was charged $25 for a cup of coffee in Brazil. I'm still bitter.

I bought a loaf of bread for $50 in Argentina. I didn’t even like it.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When a country hits you with a price so high it feels like they're trying to fill your pockets with gold and then steal it all back.

I paid $60 for a bag of chips in Brazil. I should’ve just eaten the bag.

I was charged $50 for a soda in Peru. I drank it. I still feel like I got robbed.

I bought a keychain for $100 in Chile. It was cute. I was dumb.

by Slangipedia 13d ago