facetard

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A brainless twerp who can’t live without Facebook, even when it’s giving them the worst kind of mental torture.

My cousin is a facetard. He checks Facebook 10 times a day. He’s got 37 notifications and still doesn’t know what they mean.

My mom is a facetard. She spends 2 hours on Facebook every night. I don’t know why she doesn’t just die.

My teacher is a facetard. He posted a meme on Facebook and now he’s crying because no one liked it.

A person who can’t stop using Facebook, like it’s the only thing keeping them from going insane.

My brother is a facetard. He uses Facebook so much, he’s got 500 friends and still doesn’t know who half of them are.

My sister is a facetard. She posted 200 selfies on Facebook last week. I think she’s trying to get a brain tumor.

My dad is a facetard. He spends 4 hours on Facebook every day. He even posted a video of his dog sleeping.

A person with a face so stupid, it looks like it was drawn by a toddler who just got kicked out of a kindergarten.

My friend is a facetard. His face is so stupid, it looks like it was drawn by a confused monkey.

My neighbor is a facetard. She smiled so much, her face turned into a confused emoji.

My uncle is a facetard. He tried to make a face, and now it looks like he got hit by a brick.

A stupid name for Facebook when it’s being extra annoying and breaking like it’s trying to kill you.

Facebook crashed again. I’m calling it facetard because it’s being a total piece of garbage.

I tried to post a photo on Facebook, and it just showed a green screen. I’m calling it facetard because it’s being a pain in the neck.

Facebook is being facetard again. It won’t let me log in, and I can’t even post a message.