faceta

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A faceta is a fake person who thinks they're better than everyone else because they wear too much makeup and have more money than sense.
'She acts like she owns the mall just because she got a new haircut.'
'He called her a faceta after she said she didn't know what a taco was.'
'She posted a photo of her lunch and called it art. Classic faceta.'
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A faceta is someone who thinks they're the center of the universe and probably got their nose done.
'She said she wouldn't come to the party unless she was the main event.'
'He told her she was a faceta for using three exclamation points in one sentence.'
'She showed up in a limo and called it a 'transportation upgrade.''
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A faceta is a person who thinks they're fancy just because they can afford to eat out twice a week.
'She said she wouldn't talk to me unless I wore a hat.'
'He called her a faceta for bringing a juice box to the dinner table.'
'She texted me a selfie with a caption that had ten hashtags.'
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A faceta is a person who thinks they're the most important person in the room and probably bought their confidence from a store.
'She said she wouldn't go to the movie unless she had a front-row seat.'
'He called her a faceta because she used the word 'vibes' five times in one conversation.'
'She brought a plate of toast to the party and called it a 'gourmet experience.''
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A faceta is someone who thinks they're rich just because they have a phone with a fancy case.
'She said she wouldn't ride the bus unless it had leather seats.'
'He called her a faceta because she brought a smoothie to a pizza party.'
'She texted him a photo of her shoes and called it a 'life update.''
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