Facesurfing

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Looking at random people’s pictures on dating apps just because you’re bored and hate your life.
I was facesurfing because my ex sent me a message that said 'hi' and I lost it.
I spent 2 hours facesurfing because my dog ate my homework.
Facesurfing is how I got through my math test. I failed, but I got through it.
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Sliding your finger like a king on dating profiles just for fun and no good reason.
I was facesurfing and saw a guy with a beard and I thought, 'I need this in my life.'
I facesurfed because I was tired of my mom’s constant nagging.
I facesurfed during lunch because my pizza was cold and I needed something better.
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Looking at strangers on Facebook just to see if they’re better than you and probably are.
I was facesurfing and saw someone with a perfect life and I cried in the shower.
I facesurfed because my best friend got a new pet and I was jealous.
I facesurfed during a Zoom class because my teacher was boring and I needed drama.
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Looking at random people's pictures online just to see if they're worth your time and probably aren't.
I was facesurfing and saw someone with a job and I was like, 'I wish I had that.'
I facesurfed because my dad said I was a disappointment and I needed a break.
I facesurfed in the car because my brother was annoying and I needed something better.
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Looking at random profiles just because you’re lazy and don’t want to do anything real.
I was facesurfing because I was too lazy to do my homework.
I facesurfed during my mom’s cooking show and got distracted.
I facesurfed on my phone while my dog was barking at me.
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Going from profile to profile like a madman just because you're trying to escape your own life.
I was facesurfing because my life was a disaster and I needed a break.
I facesurfed during my brother's birthday party because I didn't want to talk to anyone.
I facesurfed on my phone during a thunderstorm because I was scared and needed something else to focus on.
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