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Looking at dating profiles just for fun, like a fat kid looking at candy.

I was facesurfing and saw a guy with a beard and a pet raccoon. I immediately liked him.

My sister was facesurfing and fell in love with a guy who had 12 cats.

I facesurfed for two hours and only liked one person. He had a tattoo of a chicken.

Looking at Facebook like it's a zoo, watching people you don't know.

I was facesurfing on Facebook and saw my cousin's friend's cousin's ex. I didn't know any of them.

I facesurfed and found out my math teacher was dating my gym teacher.

I facesurfed and saw my dad's friend's brother's girlfriend's best friend. That's a lot of people.

Looking at photos and profiles just to see who's weird, like a detective.

I was facesurfing and saw a guy who dressed like a chicken. I had to know more.

I facesurfed and found a girl who had 1000 followers but no friends.

I was facesurfing and saw a guy who posted a picture of his cat wearing sunglasses. I laughed.

Looking at pictures and profiles just to see who's weird, like you're on a mission.

I was facesurfing and found out my neighbor's friend had a pet goat. I was impressed.

I facesurfed and saw a guy who posted a video of himself dancing in the shower. I thought he was cool.

I was facesurfing and saw a guy who had a tattoo of a unicorn. I wanted to be him.

Looking at dating app pictures on Facebook like it's your job.

I was facesurfing and saw a guy who had a beard and a dog. I thought he was perfect.

I facesurfed and found a girl who had 500 followers but no friends. I felt bad for her.

I was facesurfing and saw a guy who posted a picture of himself wearing a hat made of socks. I laughed.

Looking at random people on Facebook through their friends' lists like you're a spy.

I was facesurfing and found out my brother's friend's friend was dating my mom's friend. I was confused.

I facesurfed and saw a guy who had 1000 friends but no life. I felt sorry for him.

I was facesurfing and saw a guy who posted a picture of himself wearing a chicken suit. I thought he was crazy.