facesucked

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A Facebook message so bad it makes your eyes bleed and your brain shut down, usually because it's filled with gay stuff or dumb flattery.

'Hey, I saw your post about your new haircut. It's amazing. Like, the best haircut ever.'

'I just ate a sandwich. It was okay.'

'I'm alive. That's all you need to know.'

When someone posts so much fake praise on Facebook it feels like they're trying to make your face melt from how much they love you.

'You're the best person ever! I mean, I would die for you!'

'I just saw your photo and I'm 100% sure you're the most beautiful person in the world.'

'Your life is perfect. I just saw your post. I believe it.'

When Facebook stops you from doing anything because it's so addictive and you're too busy staring at your phone like it's your last hope.

'I was supposed to finish my homework but I spent 3 hours looking at my ex's profile.'

'I had a whole meal, and I didn't even eat it. I just kept scrolling.'

'I tried to watch a movie, but I got distracted by a meme.'