facesuck

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A Facebook message so bad it makes you want to vomit. It's usually full of gay stuff or so boring it puts you to sleep.

'Hey, I saw your profile pic and I just had to tell you I love you.'

'I think you're the best person ever. Also, I'm single.'

'Did you know I'm a vegan? Also, I like your face.'

When people keep liking and commenting on your Facebook posts just to make you feel good, even if you're bragging like a total idiot.

'You got a promotion? That’s amazing! I knew you could do it.'

'You're so cute when you're bragging.'

'That’s the best day ever. I live in envy.'

When Facebook takes so much of your time that you forget how to live, or you just stop doing everything because of it.

'I was supposed to be at work, but I was too busy liking a cat.'

'I stared at my phone for 3 hours. Now I can’t remember my own name.'

'I FaceTimed my mom just to tell her I was eating a sandwich.'