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When someone gets off by watching another person's Facebook like they're a porn star.
I watched her whole vacation album and got hard.
He cried when the status updates stopped.
She posted a cat video and I came in my pants.
Facesturbaiting
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Using Facebook like it's a porn site to jerk off to people's lives.
I came in my sock when he posted his gym gains.
She got a new dog and I blew my load.
He posted a selfie and I had to hide my phone.
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When you stare at someone's Facebook so long you get a woodie.
I stared at her photos for two hours and got a boner.
He watched her status updates until his pants got wet.
She posted a birthday video and I had to sit down.
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When you jerk off to someone’s Facebook like it’s a dating app.
I came in my pants when he posted a beach photo.
She posted a party picture and I got hard.
He live-streamed his breakfast and I blew my load.
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Looking at someone's Facebook so much it turns you on like it's a porn site.
I watched her vacation pics and got a hard-on.
He posted his lunch and I had to leave the room.
She posted a cute cat and I came in my sock.
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When you use Facebook like it's a sexual stimulant and you get off on it.
I stared at her pictures and came in my pants.
He posted a selfie and I had to hide my phone.
She posted a video and I got a boner.