Facestruate

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To stare at someone like they just ate your last slice of pizza and it was still warm.

My mom facestruated me when I told her I flunked math again.

He facestruated me during the entire movie. I felt like I was in a horror film.

She facestruated me when I spilled coffee on her new dress. It was like she was planning my funeral.

Giving someone the look of a thousand dead rats in a garbage can.

My teacher facestruated me when I walked in late with a banana in my hand.

My brother facestruated me when I told him I ate his homework.

My dog facestruated me when I tried to give him a sock instead of a treat.

Looking at someone like they just told you your mom’s dating a goat.

My dad facestruated me when I said I was moving out.

My crush facestruated me when I asked him to prom with a banana.

My friend facestruated me when I told her I failed my driving test.

Giving someone the eye-roll of a lifetime, like they just said your dog pooped on your keyboard.

My sister facestruated me when I told her I lost my phone in the toilet.

My boss facestruated me when I showed up late with a donut and no pants.

My crush facestruated me when I asked him if I could borrow his pencil.

Looking at someone like they just told you your cat is now a vampire.

My mom facestruated me when I told her I flunked math again.

My teacher facestruated me when I walked in with a banana in my hand.

My friend facestruated me when I told her I failed my driving test.