Facestrated

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Facestrated is when Facebook gives you the finger and you’re too mad to post a selfie.

Why won’t this photo upload? I’m not even that ugly.

I tried to log in and it said ‘error’ like it’s my fault.

I posted a status and it vanished. Like it’s a ghost.

Facestrated is when Facebook acts like it’s the boss and you’re just there to suffer.

I tried to like a post and it said ‘error’ again. I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.

I logged out and it didn’t even say goodbye. Real rude.

I tried to tag my mom and it wouldn’t let me. She’s not even that annoying.

Facestrated is when you’re so mad at Facebook you want to throw your phone out the window.

I tried to post a picture of my breakfast and it wouldn’t let me. What’s wrong with you?

I tried to comment and it wouldn’t let me. I’m not even that opinionated.

I tried to log in and it gave me a 404 error. What even is that?

Facestrated is when Facebook is being a total jerk and you’re too angry to even post a rant.

I tried to post a rant and it wouldn’t let me. What is this? A joke?

I tried to log in and it said ‘error’ again. I’m not even that mad.

I tried to tag my friend and it wouldn’t let me. He’s not even that annoying.

Facestrated is when Facebook acts like it’s the king and you’re just a peasant trying to live your life.

I tried to like a post and it wouldn’t let me. What’s wrong with you?

I tried to log in and it said ‘error’ again. I’m not even that mad.

I tried to post a picture of my cat and it wouldn’t let me. Why? My cat is perfect.