Facestool

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A guy who lets women sit on his face like it's a throne made of cum and shame.

My cousin is a facestool. He let his girlfriend sit on him during lunch break.

He’s the king of facestools. His ex sits on his face every time she comes over.

My brother is a facestool. He lets his girlfriend sit on his face while he eats pizza.

A man who lets women plop their butts and vaginas straight on his face like it’s a dirty couch.

My neighbor is a facestool. He lets his wife sit on his face while he watches TV.

That guy is a facestool. He let his girlfriend sit on his face in the middle of the street.

My friend is a facestool. He let his girlfriend sit on his face during a Zoom call.

A man who lets women sit on his face like he’s a bench and they’re the most annoying person ever.

My uncle is a facestool. He lets his girlfriend sit on his face during family dinners.

He’s a facestool. His girlfriend sits on his face while he’s trying to sleep.

My dad is a facestool. He let his girlfriend sit on his face while he was eating breakfast.