Facestigating

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When someone snoops on someone using Facebook like a creepy stalker. They check their wall, profile, photos, friends, and everything else they can find.
'I found out she dated my brother by facestigating her profile.'
'He facestigated me and saw I was single. Now he's texting me at 2 AM.'
'She facestigated my ex and found out he cheated on her.'
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Using Facebook like a detective to dig up dirt on someone. They look at their posts, photos, friends, and anything else they can find.
'I facestigated him and found out he's a total liar.'
'She facestigated my mom and found out she used to be a cheerleader.'
'He facestigated me and saw I had a tattoo. Now he won't stop asking about it.'
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Looking someone up on Facebook like they're a criminal. They check every detail, from their photos to their friends list, just to find something embarrassing.
'I facestigated her and found out she still has a pet lizard.'
'He facestigated me and saw I used to wear sunglasses inside.'
'She facestigated my dad and found out he has a history of eating pizza for breakfast.'
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When someone uses Facebook to spy on someone like they're a secret agent. They look at their posts, pictures, and friends, just to find out everything they can.
'I facestigated him and found out he has a fear of clowns.'
'She facestigated me and saw I used to have a mullet.'
'He facestigated my sister and found out she still has a pet hamster.'
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Using Facebook to investigate someone like they're a suspect in a crime. They check their profile, photos, friends, and everything else they can find.
'I facestigated him and found out he has a kid from another state.'
'She facestigated me and found out I used to dance in a funk band.'
'He facestigated my mom and found out she used to be a fashion model.'
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