Facestigate

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When someone digs into another person's Facebook like a dirty old man in a public bathroom. They check their wall, photos, friends, and anything else that’s not nailed down.

I facestigated my ex and found out she’s friends with my best friend’s brother. And he’s a total tool.

My mom facestigated my crush and now she knows I like him. I’m doomed.

I facestigated my teacher and saw she posted a photo of me eating a whole pizza. I’m dead.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A full-on Facebook interrogation. They look at your wall, your info, your photos, your notes, and your friends like they’re trying to solve a murder.

I facestigated my friend and found out he’s been messaging his crush for months. I had to leave the room.

My sister facestigated my brother and found out he’s been cheating on his girlfriend. He’s dead to me.

I facestigated my crush and realized she follows me on Instagram. I’m both thrilled and horrified.

by Slangipedia 14d ago