facestiff

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A facestiff is when your face looks like it got hit by a brick and doesn't want to feel anything.

Your mom said you failed math and you just stared at her like she was a ghost.

Your crush asked you out and you looked at them like they just said you had to eat worms.

Your dad told you to clean your room and you gave him the face of a dead potato.

Facestiff means you have no feelings and your face is as hard as a rock that doesn't care about anything.

Your teacher called you a donkey in front of everyone and you just stood there like you were made of concrete.

You dropped your phone in the toilet and you looked at it like it was your enemy.

Your brother ate your last slice of pizza and you gave him the look of a sad robot.

Facestiff is when your face is so emotionless it could make a zombie jealous.

Your best friend told you they were moving away and you just blinked at them like you were sleepwalking.

You got a D on your science test and you looked at it like it was a cursed book.

Your mom told you to do the dishes and you gave her the face of a very tired raccoon.

Facestiff is when you’re so blank-faced it looks like you’ve been dipped in paint and left outside to dry.

Your dad yelled at you for not doing your homework and you just stood there like you had no brain.

Your crush asked you to prom and you looked at them like they were a math problem.

Your brother stole your favorite snack and you gave him the face of a very annoyed ghost.

Facestiff is when your face is so emotionless it could make a robot cry from boredom.

Your teacher called you a donkey and you just stared at them like you were made of bricks.

You got a zero on your history test and you looked at it like it was a cursed spell.

Your mom told you to do the dishes and you gave her the face of a very tired turtle.