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When cum finally gets off its high horse and lands on some poor soul's face. That person now looks like a Toaster-Strudel, which is basically a piece of trash that God forgot to throw away.
My cousin got facester-strudelled by his uncle at a family reunion. He looked like he’d been kissed by a toilet.
My friend’s ex gave him a facester-strudel during a surprise party. He cried like a baby.
I got facester-strudelled by my dad after he drank six beers. I still smell like regret.