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A website where people post their faces so others can laugh at them like they're the punchline of a bad joke.
My cousin posted a picture of me with my face half-eaten by a sandwich. It got 100 likes and 200 comments saying I should be exiled.
My teacher uploaded a photo of me crying during math and wrote, 'This is why we can't have nice things.'
My dog got a facestat and now he thinks he's famous.
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A place where people post their faces so others can rate them like they're auditioning for a horror movie.
I posted my face and got rated 2 out of 10. The comments said I looked like a raccoon who lost a bet.
My friend posted a picture of me with my face red from screaming and got 50 comments saying I was 'the ghost of bad decisions.'
My mom uploaded my baby pictures and now I'm famous for looking like a confused potato.
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A website where people put their faces online so others can comment like they're at a middle school lunch table.
My facestat got a comment that said, 'You look like you just fought a chicken.'
My brother posted his face and got a comment that said, 'This is what happens when you eat too much pizza.'
I posted my face and got a comment that said, 'You look like you were born on a Tuesday.'
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A site where people show their faces so others can troll them like they're the main character of a bad meme.
I posted my face and got trolled with, 'You look like a confused alien who just learned about taxes.'
My facestat got a comment saying, 'You look like you just fought a math teacher.'
My friend posted a photo of me and got trolled with, 'This is the face of someone who just lost a bet.'
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A place where people post their faces online so others can judge them like they're on a reality show with no prizes.
I posted my face and got judged by strangers who said, 'You look like you just lost a fight with a sock.'
My friend posted a picture of me and got judged for looking like 'a ghost who just ate a taco.'
My dog got a facestat and now he's on a reality show with no prizes.
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A website where people put their faces online so others can comment like they're in a group chat that only exists to mock you.
I posted my face and got a comment that said, 'You look like you just fought a pizza and lost.'
My friend posted his face and got a comment that said, 'This is what happens when you sleep on a keyboard.'
My sister posted her face and got a comment that said, 'You look like you just got kicked by a donut.'
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