facestalk

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Looking at someone's Facebook like it's your job, even if they're just a random person you met at the mall.

I checked her profile 17 times today. She has 3 dogs and a fake tan. I'm not even sure why I care.

He changed his relationship status to 'single' and now I'm mad. I'm still checking his profile every 5 minutes.

I looked at his pictures for an hour and now I know what he eats for breakfast. It's cereal and shame.

Stalking someone on Facebook like you're trying to get them to notice you, even though they probably think you're a creep.

She comments on every one of his posts like she's his long-lost love. He's confused and slightly annoyed.

He posts on her wall every day and it's like he's trying to shout at her through the internet.

She likes every single post he makes. Even the one about his ex's new dog.

Looking at someone's Facebook so much you forget what time it is, and you're still not done.

I spent 3 hours looking at her photos and now I know what she eats for lunch. It's salad and regret.

He checked her profile so much he missed his own birthday. Now he's mad at both of them.

She looked at his posts so much she forgot to do her homework. Now she's getting a D.

Stalking someone on Facebook by commenting on everything they post, like you're their personal cheerleader.

She comments on every one of his posts like she's his personal fan club. He's confused and slightly annoyed.

He posts on her wall every day and it's like he's trying to shout at her through the internet.

She likes every single post he makes. Even the one about his ex's new dog.

Using Facebook to stalk someone like it's your full-time job and they're your only source of entertainment.

I clicked on who she was talking to and now I'm mad because I can't add her. It's like Facebook is trying to ruin my life.

He checked her profile so much he knows what time she goes to bed. Now he's thinking about her at night.

She looked at his posts so much she knows what he eats for breakfast. Now she's thinking about him at lunch.

Stalking people on Facebook like it's your favorite hobby and you're not even slightly creepy about it.

I spent an hour looking at his profile and now I know what he likes. It's pizza and being annoying.

She checked his profile so much she knows what he does for a living. Now she's thinking about him at work.

He posted on her wall every day and now she's thinking about him at night.