Facestaken

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Thinking whatever you saw on Facebook was the real deal, even if it was total nonsense.
My cousin thought the whole world was gonna end because of a post about a cat wearing a crown.
I believed my mom's ex was a billionaire because he posted a picture of a fancy car.
My friend thought the moon landing was fake because someone said it was a conspiracy on Facebook.
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When you see something on Facebook and think it's true, even though it's obviously fake and stupid.
I thought my neighbor was a spy because he posted a photo of a drone in his backyard.
My brother believed the president was going to fight a dragon because of a meme.
I thought my dog was gonna win the lottery because of a post from a random person.
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Getting tricked by Facebook because you think everything posted is real, even when it's not.
I thought my teacher was gonna quit because of a post that said he was going to retire and travel the world.
My friend thought the sky was gonna fall because of a post that said it was gonna rain cats and dogs.
I believed my pet goldfish was a rockstar because someone said it sang in a band.
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Thinking every post on Facebook is true, even if it's completely made up and ridiculous.
I believed my uncle was a superhero because he posted a video of himself flying a kite.
My mom thought the entire school was going to shut down because of a post that said it was gonna explode.
I thought my cat was gonna win the Olympics because of a post that said it was the fastest cat in the world.
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When you believe every lie on Facebook like it's the gospel, even if it's total garbage.
I thought my dad was gonna be a rockstar because of a post that said he had a music contract.
My friend believed the sun was gonna disappear because of a post about a solar eclipse that wasn't happening.
I thought my goldfish was gonna go to space because of a post that said it had a spaceship.
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