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When a French f***wit slices your face open with a tiny knife like you're a piece of cheese.

That French guy at the buffet just Facestabbed me. I’m bleeding and I didn’t even get my dessert.

My cousin got Facestabbed in the face by his teacher. Now he smells like garlic and regret.

I saw my mom Facestabbed by her best friend. It was like a soap opera but with more blood.

To shove a knife into someone’s face like they owe you money and you’re not asking nicely.

My dad Facestabbed my brother because he forgot to take out the trash. Again.

My dog Facestabbed my neighbor’s cat. Now the cat’s mad and the dog’s got a knife.

My teacher Facestabbed me because I fell asleep in class. I now have a knife scar and a bad grade.

A sneaky way of roasting someone on Facebook so hard they don’t even know they got roasted.

My ex Facestabbed me on Facebook. It took me three hours to realize she was talking about me.

I Facestabbed my friend’s mom. Now she’s mad and my friend’s laughing.

My teacher Facestabbed me in a group chat. I didn’t know I was in a group chat.