facessociate

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A person you let on your Facebook so they think they're your friend, but they're just a backseat driver in your life.

DM: 'You're still on my friends list? I thought you forgot about me.'

Post: 'I added my cousin's friend so they wouldn't feel left out.'

Status: 'My facessociate is still following me even though I blocked them.'

That guy who's on your friends list but only shows up when he wants something.

Text: 'Hey, can I borrow $20? I'm your facessociate, right?'

Status: 'My facessociate asked for a ride, but I had no idea who they were.'

Tweet: 'My facessociate is my ex, my neighbor, and my cousin all in one.'

A fake friend who's just there to make your friend list look bigger.

DM: 'Why are you still on my friends list? You're just a facessociate.'

Post: 'I added 10 facessociates just to feel popular.'

Status: 'My facessociate doesn't even know my birthday.'

Someone who's on your Facebook but wouldn't even come to your funeral.

Text: 'I added you so I wouldn't have to see you again.'

Post: 'My facessociate didn't even reply to my message.'

Status: 'I'm not even going to my facessociate's wedding.'

A person you let on your Facebook because they asked, but they're not worth your time.

DM: 'Why are you still on my friends list? You're just a facessociate.'

Status: 'My facessociate is my ex, my neighbor, and my cousin all in one.'

Tweet: 'I added 10 facessociates just to feel popular.'