facesquare

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a stupid app that shows your face and where you are, like you're trying to impress people while your mom is yelling at you to do your chores
my face and my couch, because i'm too lazy to go out
my face at the gym, but i was just there to check my phone
my face at starbucks, but i spilled coffee on my shirt and it looked like i cried
2
a face app that makes you look like you're tracking your life instead of actually living it
my face at a bar, but the song was playing too loud and i was too wasted to care
my face in a history class, but i was asleep and the teacher thought i was dead
my face at starbucks, but i was just there to avoid my ex
3
a face app that makes you look like you're trying too hard, even when you're just at your house eating pizza
my face at my house, but i was just eating pizza and watching trash tv
my face at the gym, but i only did one push-up and then sat down
my face at starbucks, but i was just there to escape my mom
4
a face app that makes you look like you're important, even when you're just at starbucks with a 100 level history class
my face at starbucks, but i was just there to avoid my history class
my face at the gym, but i was just there to look cool for my crush
my face at my house, but i was just there to binge-watch netflix
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