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When Facebook users turn into emotional messes and blurt out their deepest feelings to the whole world just because they can't handle their own life.

I just broke up with my cat and now I'm crying in a group chat.

My ex sent me a message and I wrote a 1000-word essay about it.

I posted a selfie and it became a full-blown sob story.

The act of spewing your soul all over Facebook like it's a public toilet and you're the last person on Earth.

I posted a photo of my breakfast and it turned into a manifesto about my life.

I had a bad day and now everyone knows my secrets.

I replied to a comment and it became a full-blown argument.

When you take a simple thought and turn it into a full-blown drama on Facebook because you're too lazy to be normal.

I said I was tired and now I've got 10 comments about my life.

I posted a meme and now I'm explaining my entire existence.

I replied to a friend and now I'm in a full-blown conversation with 50 people.

When people use Facebook like it's a therapy session and they don't care who sees their deepest, most embarrassing thoughts.

I posted about my bad hair day and now everyone thinks I'm dying.

I wrote about my mom and now it's a full-blown family feud.

I said I was sad and now I'm getting messages from strangers.

When you post one thing on Facebook and it turns into a full-blown disaster because you can't control your feelings.

I posted a photo and now it's a whole story about my life.

I said I was hungry and now I'm getting messages about my life choices.

I wrote about my day and now it's a full-blown essay.