Facespeedbooking

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A facepeedbooker is someone who fakes their love for everything they say they like just to be the first to post, comment, and spam like buttons before anyone else even blinks.

I just saw this post and I'm already commenting before I even read it.

I liked this picture before I realized it was my ex.

I commented on my own post just to look busy.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A facepeedbooker is a person who tries to act like they care about everything on Facebook, but they're really just trying to be the first to like, comment, and tag everyone in a single post.

I liked this post before I even saw it.

I commented on this picture before I even knew who was in it.

I tagged everyone in this post just to look important.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A facepeedbooker is a person who lies about liking things just to win the invisible battle of who can react the fastest, even if it means liking a post about their mom’s cat.

I liked this post about my mom's cat before I even saw it.

I commented on this picture before I knew it was my crush.

I liked this post just to look cool.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A facepeedbooker is someone who gets so anxious about being first on Facebook that they'll like a post about their neighbor's dog just to beat their cousin's comment.

I liked this post about my neighbor's dog before I even saw it.

I commented on this picture before I even knew who was in it.

I liked this post just to beat my cousin.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A facepeedbooker is a person who will like, comment, and tag everyone in a single post just to feel important, even if the post is about their grandma’s soup.

I liked this post about my grandma's soup before I even saw it.

I commented on this picture before I even knew who was in it.

I tagged everyone in this post just to look important.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A facepeedbooker is someone who will lie about liking everything just to win the silent war of who can react the fastest, even if it means liking a post about their uncle’s pizza.

I liked this post about my uncle’s pizza before I even saw it.

I commented on this picture before I even knew who was in it.

I liked this post just to win.

by Slangipedia 13d ago