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Yelling at your wife or kid on Facebook like they're your enemies, right in front of everyone.
My mom posted, 'My son is a total failure. He didn't even graduate.'
My dad wrote, 'My daughter is a mess. She left her kid in a park.'
My sister said, 'My brother is a disgrace. He got fired again.'
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Telling everyone on Facebook that your spouse or kid is a disaster, and you're not even trying to hide it.
My brother posted, 'My wife is a train wreck. She stole my phone.'
My mom said, 'My kid is a total idiot. He failed math again.'
My dad wrote, 'My son is a failure. He got arrested.'
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Shaming your spouse or kid on Facebook like they're your worst enemy, and you're proud of it.
My sister posted, 'My brother is a total failure. He got fired.'
My mom said, 'My kid is a mess. He left his kid in a park.'
My dad wrote, 'My wife is a train wreck. She stole my phone.'
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Using Facebook to trash your spouse or kid in front of all their friends, and you're not even sorry.
My dad posted, 'My son is a total disaster. He got arrested.'
My mom wrote, 'My kid is a mess. He failed math again.'
My brother said, 'My wife is a train wreck. She stole my phone.'
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Bragging about how terrible your spouse or kid is on Facebook, like it's your favorite hobby.
My sister said, 'My brother is a total failure. He got fired again.'
My mom posted, 'My kid is a disaster. He left his kid in a park.'
My dad wrote, 'My wife is a train wreck. She stole my phone.'
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Telling everyone on Facebook that your spouse or kid is the worst, and you're not even lying.
My brother posted, 'My wife is a total disaster. She stole my phone.'
My mom said, 'My kid is a mess. He failed math again.'
My dad wrote, 'My son is a train wreck. He got arrested.'
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