Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A place where selfies, fake lives, and middle-aged adults pretending to be cool live together in a toxic online hell.

My mom spends more time on facespace than she does at my dad's funeral.

That kid has 1000 friends but still cries in the bathroom.

I have 3 profiles because I'm not ready to admit I'm 27.

2

When you track someone down on both Facebook and Myspace just to make their life harder.

I did facespace on my ex just to see if she still has a fake hot guy on her wall.

He found me on both sites and now he knows I still use emojis.

She added me on both and now I have to accept both requests.

3

When someone says 'facespace' like they know what it is but they actually have no idea what it is.

'What's facespace?' 'It's Facebook and Myspace!' 'Wait, what's Facebook?'

My grandpa said he has a facespace and it's just a picture of his dog.

She asked for a facespace account and I told her it's just a fancy word for 'I'm online.'

4

A joke about Facebook and Myspace, but also a joke about a very private part of the body that you never want someone to see.

'You're on facespace?' 'Yeah, and I still think it's a metaphor for my life.'

He called it 'facespace' and I thought it was a new kind of torture.

She said it was a double entendre and I said 'You're just trying to impress me.'

5

When someone’s face is so close to yours you feel like they might steal your breath or your life.

He did the facespace thing and I could smell his lunch.

She did the facespace and I thought I was going to get a free face massage.

He did the facespace and now I know he’s still in high school.

6

When you add someone on both sites just to feel important and like you're doing something cool.

I added my crush on both sites because I thought it was a sign of love.

She added me on both and now I have to respond to both.

He added me on both and now I have to check both.

7

A general term for any online place where people post stuff they think is cool but it's just boring stuff.

Facespace is just a fancy word for 'I have no life.'

I'm on facespace because it's the only place I know how to use.

She thinks facespace is cool but it's just a bunch of pictures.