Facesnoop

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Spying on people's lives through social media like a creepy stalker with a phone.
I saw your lunch and your ex's dog on your story. You're getting snooped on hard.
He posted a photo of his kid's birthday party. I'm now FaceSnooping him daily.
She tagged her gym buddy in a photo. I'm now FaceSnooping her like a detective.
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Looking at other people's lives online like they owe you money.
I checked her Instagram and saw her vacation. Now I'm mad I didn't get invited.
He posted a selfie with his new car. I'm FaceSnooping him like he stole my lunch money.
She told her friends she got a promotion. I'm now FaceSnooping her like she's my enemy.
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Checking up on people's lives online like they're your kid and you're their parent.
I saw his post about his divorce. Now I'm FaceSnooping him like he's my kid.
She posted about her bad day at work. I'm FaceSnooping her like she's my niece.
He told his friends he got fired. I'm FaceSnooping him like he's my brother.
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Peeking at people's online lives like they're giving you a free lunch.
He posted about his new job. I'm FaceSnooping him like he's giving me a raise.
She put up a photo of her dinner. I'm FaceSnooping her like she's my food supplier.
He told his friends he got a promotion. I'm FaceSnooping him like he's my boss.
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Checking out other people's lives online like you're their detective and they're the criminal.
She posted about her bad day. I'm FaceSnooping her like she's the villain.
He told his friends he got a new car. I'm FaceSnooping him like he's the thief.
She tagged her friends in a photo. I'm FaceSnooping her like she's the spy.
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