Facesmash

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When you hit someone's face with something that isn't a fancy tool. It's like giving them a free facial that they didn't ask for.

I Facesmashed my cousin with a hammer because he wouldn't shut up about his cat.

My dad Facesmashed the mailman with a bag of chips. The mailman still has chips in his beard.

I used a ladle to Facesmash my little brother. He cried like a baby and I laughed like a monster.

A messy drink made from whatever alcohol you can find. It’s like a drunk person’s spaghetti. Mint is the worst. Don’t even try.

I made a Facesmash with vodka, juice, and expired wine. It tasted like regret.

My friend’s Facesmash was so bad, it made the bar smell like a garbage can.

I tried to add mint to my Facesmash. It turned into a disaster. I cried.