faceslut

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A person who adds every person they've ever blinked at on Facebook, especially if they're hot and can't tell their left from their right.

@jennyslut added me because I smiled at her in the grocery store.

My ex has 150 friends, and 148 of them are girls.

She added my mom just to get closer to me.

A human who posts so many pictures and status updates you think they’re trying to get a job at Facebook.

He posted a picture of his sandwich at 3 AM and tagged 12 people.

She commented on every single picture of her ex’s vacation.

He sent me 10 friend requests in one day and said, 'Don’t ignore me!'

A girl who has a profile picture that screams 'I was born in a strip club' or is friends with your boyfriend just to rub it in your face.

She has a picture of her in a bikini and a hat that says 'I ♥ tacos.'

She’s friends with my boyfriend and sent me a message: 'He’s so much better than you.'

She posted a picture of her and his ex and said, 'We’re besties.'

Someone who’s too lazy to wear a mask and thinks everyone else is blind.

He walked into a party without a mask and said, 'I’m not hiding from anyone.'

She came to class with a face full of pizza and no mask.

He showed up at the movie theater with a face full of glitter and no mask.