Faceslippy

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A person so lost in their phone that they forget how to breathe and probably never will.

I texted them 10 times and they still didn’t reply. I think they’re dead.

They sat next to me in class and didn’t even blink at the fire alarm.

I asked them how they felt and they said, 'I’m fine. I’m just getting a lot of likes.'

A human who spends so much time on social media that they forget how to be human.

They posted a photo of their breakfast at 3 a. m. and called it ‘a life milestone.’

I tried to talk to them and they replied with a meme. That’s not a conversation.

They broke up with their crush just to get more followers.

A person who lives in their phone and would rather die than stop scrolling.

They passed out in front of the TV and still had their phone in their hand.

They ignored a fire and a screaming dog to take a selfie.

They got in a fight with their mom just to post it on TikTok.

Someone so obsessed with their phone that they think it’s their best friend and probably their ex.

They texted their phone instead of me when I asked them out.

They cried when their phone died and didn’t notice I was crying too.

They took 200 photos of their lunch and posted 199 of them.

A person who would rather be online than be alive and probably doesn’t care.

They texted me during a funeral and called it ‘a distraction.’

They didn’t notice the principal walked in because they were watching a cat video.

They took a nap in the middle of a Zoom call and called it ‘a strategic move.’

A person who lives on their phone and would rather be online than be alive, probably forever.

They got a tattoo of a heart and posted it on Instagram but forgot to like my post.

They got in trouble for eating lunch in class and didn’t even notice.

They ignored me for a week just to get more followers.